dick wiener

An individual who acts like an asshole on purpose to be annoying

This dick wiener on COD won't stop camping.

by Richard W. Iener March 21, 2010

Wiener cousin

Two men who have shared the same girl in bed.

Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!

by humpdydumpty August 13, 2011

wiener-dick

An annoying fuck who wont leave u alone.

Zack.why do u have to be such a wiener-dick?

by chris March 21, 2005

Wiener gravy

Fresh hot sperm.

After I ejaculated on my girlfriends face, I tried to push some of it into her mouth with my fingers. She stopped me; explaining, "I prefer my 'wiener gravy' hot"! She further explained, "If you want me to swallow your jizz, please cum in my mouth"!

I immediately got hard again, as this was the first time she had told me how she preferred her sperm. And since I had been hoping that she was a swallower; she really made my day as she sucked me-off and let me shoot my second load of "wiener gravy" right down her throat!!

Ever since then, I have no problem getting hard for her, and fucking her little pussy like she wants it. Because, I know that she's going to take a hot shot at the end, and like it!!

by Rexnine September 23, 2010

wiener bangs

a male's pubic hairs and/or pubic hair region.

"Your wiener bangs are blocking your balls!"

by ASUDEVIL March 26, 2010

Wiener dinner

1. The act of putting your penis in someone else's food. Often used as a form of revenge.
2. A Blow job

1. That guy barfed on my carpet. I'm gonna give him a wiener dinner!

2. Really?

by PuntingPineapple October 19, 2010

wiener wallet

slang for a condom

aint no bitches getting pregnant tonight cuz i got my wiener wallet

by penismcjizz August 2, 2010