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face of wisdom

A crude, sometimes tasty sexual manoeuver. Committed as an act of foreplay, one partner will aim his bumhole towards the face of their lover and coat their face in a thick layer of feces. An experienced wisdomiser will be able to give their partner the fecal equivalent of a beard, a moustache, sideburns, a monacle and a pipe. Hence the name Face of Wisdom
Jimmi: I can't quite master the monacle yet, what should I do?

Kieran: Well get down on your knees and I'll show you man on man

Jimmi: Sweeeeeet!! It smells bad but I love it, I want a face of wisdom every day!!

Kieran: You sure do Jimmi, You sure do!!
by Jimminikiebob October 2, 2007
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wisdomfull

The act of one being full of wisdom and peopling on :)
Tell us what you mean and be wisdomfull
by Pikachu01 March 15, 2015
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Wisdomic

Adj: A sarcastic form of wisdom.
Matt, that was so f'n wisdomic.
by Bec May 7, 2005
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Wisdom of the Crowds

Ask enough people to estimate something, and the average of their guesses will get you surprisingly close to the right answer.
1)Someone asks you a random question, out of 100%, 90% of the time you may not get that answer.

2)But if that same person asks an audience that same random question, out of 100% of the time when you gather everyone's data or answer 99.99% of the time it's correct. That is the explanation of the phrase "wisdom of the crowds".
by Keion January 19, 2009
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Wisdom

water (2)
by Bonn/Germany visit our city! January 19, 2003
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Booty Wisdom

Advice pulled out of the ass of an extremely hot chick.
"Oh, man when she told us we were allowed to come to the jocks party, that was booty wisdom"
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Wisdom Shit

The moment when youre dropping a massive shit and contemplate what it would feel like to have a dick in your ass.
David's Wisdom shit left him thinking about his cute friend
by herpeez May 22, 2017
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