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Chad whacker

When you put a hot potato up your butt and it accidentally gets stuck, only for it to give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside. Like when you meet someone special for the first time.
Met this beautiful girl the other day, it was a hell of a chad whacker experience.
by Deathbum September 6, 2020
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Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.
Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.
by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021
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able whackets

Blows on the hand from a knotted or twisted handkerchief, especially given as a punishment to the loser of certain card games.
The chief amusement or game in use in the midshipmen's berth, was ‘able whackets’, a pastime in which cards, blasphemy, and hard knocks were agreeably mingled.
by Delbosco October 14, 2021
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Winch whacker

That tow truck driver is a winch whacker that doesnt mind his own business.
by Tow God anonymous March 3, 2022
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yummo whickersham

i love fucking yummo whickersham
by yummo whickersham October 10, 2022
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Pud Whacker

Have you ever had to talk to Ray?
Yeah, he’s a total pud whacker.
by Ray Sucks March 24, 2023
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Pecker-whacker

Interchangable with wang-whacker, tallywhacker or bird chopping utensil, also might have been used like many other insults or rhyming insults.
Maybe after a very extensive observation period, I fear they might try to harm me tallywhacker with all these pecker-whackers with their pecker-whacking utensils. They have harmed my duck and now I have reason to believe they're sending the birds of prey level pecker-whacker dragoons.
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