weiner water

1. the super tasty broth prepared as a result of boiling weiners.

2. when I dunk my filthy, unwashed cock in a glass of water; the perfect beverage for your mom.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I boiled up some weiners...want some?"

Guy 2: "Fuck the weiners, gimme some of that delicious weiner water"

Guy 1: "That's what I gave your mom last night."

by The Zim. January 17, 2009

weiner beat

to jack around and not do anything productive

the service guys are famous for performing a weiner beat

by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004

Matt-Weiner

1) Adjective- Legendary; Beyond Human
2) Noun- A person whos qualities far surpass those of anyone else

1)Wow that guy is so Matt-Weiner, he is the most incredible person

2)I wish I was a Matt-Weiner so I can get all those girls!

by Anonymous Judaean December 22, 2008

weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BlondeHairBezz November 18, 2009

butt weiner

Similar to weiner butt, but more desriptive of the weiner rather than the butt.

Hey, butt weiner, thats quite the package you got there.

by VauZZ May 25, 2006

Weiner Bandit

A fabled creature much like the Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, or The Trix Rabbit. That Comes in the night if you are not prepared and will steal ones' "Weiner". Leaving the victim "Weinerless"

What you can do; sleep with your pants on or hold your junk all night. (This is where the saying "wakie wakie, hands off snakie" came from.)

It is possible to catch this bandit, it is said that he will give you one of three possible prizes; $23(American), a walk-man, or a cassette player. which makes you wonder why you would want to catch his cheap ass anyway.

A Masked Assailant that steals guys junk
Known as: The Weiner Bandit.

by BigbubbaD March 5, 2012

weiner cousins

a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman

JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins

by tex-ass April 22, 2009