When one male lover squats down to shat in the open anus of another male lover. This is sometimes done as a sign of affection in Haitian gay district or southern US.
We was huntin' and I squat down to take a shit and that sombitch snuck over and gave me a West Virginia happy meal. Fuckin' thing didn't even have a toy in it.
by Lucky Bucky March 31, 2008

The name given to a West Virginia dark girl that is extremely hot. She must have ALL the "assets" that a hot girl should have. Front, back, top, down, left, right. The works!!!!!!
Life is like a box of chocolates, if it's full of West Virginia Hot chocolate, Dang!...better yet. LOL
by Loco Chupacabras May 8, 2008

When a writer attaches footnotes to a footnote (i.e., uses toenotes) but, due to inbreeding, the number of toenotes used is not equal to five.
by Roger Cooper June 23, 2016

Community college located in Morganhole, WV. This college has one of the highest populations of gay males in the country. WVU also has a large following of retards. Many of the fans are delusional with lots of talk about non-existent championships. New head coach is possible mutant.
by Steve Slaton January 9, 2009

waking up vomiting into your bed after eating vennison roast earlier in the day followed by an excess of alcohol.
I don't remember the rest of the movie but I do remember waking up in my West Virginia sleeping bag, ugh.
by julimonster October 26, 2009

An infection of the spine caused by shooting up drugs, (mainly heroin)through the intravenous route while claiming the infection was obtained via a spider bite.
by BLACKHEATHER June 2, 2014

The West Virginia Trade-Off is when three people are involved in sexual intercourse, preferably two guys and one girl. One guy is on the bottom getting ridden by the girl while the other guy proceeds getting a blow job and his asshole eaten out by the guy on the bottom. This act forms a triangular figure that is impeccable to all other sexual positions.
by Jimmy Willshire December 27, 2010
