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pole watchers

A person that watches the pole..
Barry said watch that pole..

Get off my pole says Barry I'm watching the pole step aside please..

Me: what are you looking at Barry??
Barry: I'm head of the pole watchers club I am looking at that pole over there how big and long..
Me: oh you really do like poles huh..

Barry said smake that bitch up side the head with your pole that'll teach her.. dam pole smoker
by Nosir78 November 3, 2020
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Whale watcher

A sexy woman who finds big, obese men intriguing
Did you see Meghan flirt with that fat guy?
Oh yeah, she’s a whale watcher.
by Whalewatcher June 17, 2025
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Blackwood Watcher

A person who goes to see one movie numerous times at the theatre. instead of just downloading it, or waiting till the movie comes out on DVD, this person spend a lump-sum of cash to see a mediocre movie only a normal person would see once.
Kyle: Hey! Want to go see How To Save A Life?
Joey: No, plus you've already seen it like 4 times. You're just being a Blackwood Watcher by going back numerous times!
kyle: I know but it's very touching!
by ieatpony118 February 16, 2010
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Fag Watcher

Fag Watcher
noun

A person — or often a small group — who engages in obsessive, predatory stalking behavior, particularly targeting homosexuals in private or vulnerable moments. Fag Watchers use covert surveillance, harassment, and sometimes advanced gang-stalking techniques to monitor their victim in situations where the victim has a reasonable expectation of privacy (e.g., at home, in the shower, using the bathroom, or during sexual activity).

This behavior is not just morally sick — it’s criminal. In many jurisdictions, it’s considered stalking with a sexual motive, a serious offense that can carry enhanced legal penalties.

The term is critical of the perverse hypocrisy, entitlement, and cowardice of people who insert themselves into the private lives of others — often while pretending to be morally superior or socially righteous.
Example:
“He kept showing up near my apartment, commenting on things he shouldn’t have been able to see — I’m pretty sure he’s a full-blown Fag Watcher.”
by Blare Bitch Project May 3, 2025
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Bird Watcher

A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.
“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”
by Hyper918 May 10, 2023
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tip watcher

when a best friend waits for you to get out of a relationship to get with that person
by CLBBBL August 26, 2022
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pord watcher

to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.
chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!
by brendapat February 22, 2010
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