vodka hour

The volume of alcohol which can be consumed within one hour.

Similar to "light year", vodka hour is not a description of a temporal unit, instead it refers to the universal constant of the volume of vodka consumable within a full hour.

Guy 1: "Dude, we've drank a lot of Red Bull, how much vodka will it take to even it out?" Guy2: "A quarter of a vodka hour I reckon"

by vodka drinker March 18, 2011

Vodka Pocket

When you drink a mixed drink and hit a concentrated amount of straight alcohol.

Person 1: why is Alex’s face so scrunched up?
Person 2: I bet he hit a vodka pocket

by Willy_billy_boy November 19, 2020

vodka snatch

When yo stank ass hoe can't get her pussy wet after consuming too much alcohol. Therefor you cannot penetrate it with the 4 inch hard purple headed yogurt slinger you are sporting.

I wanna smash but she has consumed to much taaka. Probably has vodka snatch.

by Tweeder_27 January 24, 2016

vodka villain

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.

Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

vodka talk

The detailed conversation that you had that gets wiped clean from short term memory due to repeated ingestion alcohol.

An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.

Can't believe Emily didn't remember she could pick your mom up from the airport on Saturday I guess it was just Vodka Talk.

You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.

by Kat'O9 November 19, 2022

Pocket vodka

Typically a pint or half pint of cheap vodka that you keep in your back pocket to supplement your drinking at the bar.

My bar tab was 50 bucks just think how much it would have been if I didn't have pocket vodka

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

vodka shaming

When others attempt to make you feel bad about yourself because of the amount of vodka you can consume.

My guy was totally vodka shaming me tonight when he saw me polish off a half gallon of vodka we picked up less than a week ago. I told him to fuck off and let me do me.

by Tittsmcgee May 5, 2020