Virtual Hermit

A person who studiously avoids chat rooms, on-line social networks, and/or any kind of presence at all on the Internet.

Allan: "Hey, you check out my status update on Facebook?"
Dava: "I hate Facebook."
Allan: "Oh. Then, did you read my latest Tweet?"
Dava: "No. I don't do any of that stuff."
Allan: "What ARE you, some kinda weird Virtual Hermit?!!"

by allnew121 August 20, 2010

Virtual Crogs

The virtual representation of Crogs.

"Man, Virtual Crogs just upgraded to version 3.5!"

by Crogs August 13, 2004

Virtual Rape

After getting dominated in a video game, for instance if you lost 50 to 0 in a halo one on one match, you have been virtually raped.

(After getting a close range shotgun Bultrue)
"Dude i just raped you! That was a virtual rape!"

(You can also get fancy with it)
"I just raped you so hard i went back in time and knocked up your mom, how do you like that son?"

by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009

Virtual Boy

The most un-Gameboy one can get. (a definate shark jumper.

That is so lame it is virtual boy.

by Marc November 30, 2004

Virtual Advantage

A company that sells hacks for money over PayPal. They are well known for selling broken hacks. VA's (Virtual Advantage's) DayZ hack users are often globally banned (GB'd) upon injection (when one attempts to load the hack into the Arma II OA "DayZ" client) by BattlEye (a different company that works against cheaters in video games). VA is also known for a female, Jasmine. She works as an admin for VA and many members of the hacking community refer to her as an annoying, fat, bitch.

Virtual Advantage's hacks are shit! I just bought them today, used them once and I am already GBed. I asked for help and all I got was that fat, annoying, bitch Jasmine. What a joke!

by UNknownUSer July 28, 2013

virtual date

Instead of physical dating and sex, you make date at online MMO games and go on killing spree. This often gives gender identity problem people explore before coming out of closet.

Mike and Marry had virtual date and went into killing spree on MMO game.

by real7777 September 25, 2017

Virtual Goose

A respectable gentleman of the internet. A Virtual Goose is neither aggressive nor insulting on forums and games alike. A VG will often take to wearing cloths suited to a formal occasion even when in a casual setting. A Virtual Goose is "like a sir".

He's such a Virtual Goose
He dances like a VG
He's a Virtual Goose, such a gent.

by Virtual Goose June 21, 2012