PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome

The frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. This is usually associated with shifting internal gas or the anticipation of a booty text.

Todd texted me the "What's up" and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. I 've developed a bad case of PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome.

by lilyp0tter July 12, 2011

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

by LxmonSage July 3, 2021

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Vibrator

Man's worse nightmare

That Vibrator ruined are relationship

by Your guide to the Internet April 3, 2016

Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.

by EricMLP June 11, 2016

Good Vibration

a piece of paper that one reads in the morning that has a positive quote

"hey Eddie read a good vibration"
"sure"
*Eddie reads* weetbix and rice

by RoyBae July 22, 2018

Business vibrator

When a colleague is so far shoved up another female colleagues ass, the only thing you can see is the wiggle of his feet and part of his tie.

Tony: James is such a business vibrator, he's always up Stacy's ass.

Michelle: I know and all we can see is his tie this time...no feet.

Tony: He must be really in there good.

by That1GirlPotBrain May 13, 2016