Vegan

Relating to a diet consistenting of anything made out of grass, leaves, twigs, dirt, or in some cases, moderately to highly decomposed compost.

Wow, I love this vegan meal of salted milkweed leaves with a side of African Savannah soil broiled in moderately decomposed dog shit oil.

I got this deliciously hideous dish from Cafe Gratitude.

by CHRIS ROETHLISBERGER June 15, 2016

Vegan

A term used to describe someone that is being oversensitive and/or pedantic. Named after vegans, who are usually quite overprotective when people have a valid opinion on their lifestyle, and are just plain hipsters- with an extra dose of cuntyness.

Dave- Hey Courtney, wanna go out for a drink with me sometime?
Courtney- NO! I'm too busy! I can't believe you'd ask me something like that, asshole!
Dave- Jesus... No need to be so fucking Vegan about it Courtney...

Katie- Hey Josh! do you want me to grab you some McDonalds on the way home from work?
Josh- Erm no. I'm having a wheatgrass wrap for dinner, thanks! I don't need your shitty junk food!
Katie- Josh, why are you being such a fucking hipster all of a sudden?
Josh- STFU Katie. Its a lifestyle... Of course I'm not a hipster! Asshole!

*hangs up*
Katie- ARRGH! Why does Josh have to be so vegan sometimes?!

by XxX_5crub_Fukr_69_XxX November 23, 2015

Vegan

n. Two potatoes next to a carrot (one on either side).

Woman sucking a vegan

Husband: Honey... what are you doing?

Woman: Well would you rather have me sucking a person! Let me cook in peace!

by Carnivorous Ed February 15, 2010

veganism

A violation of nature. Humans, like other species, have evolved with the fortune of the ability to digest meat and vegetables, and this should be used. All the vegans seem to obsess over the lives of the fish that are caught and dried and sent as food to famine-stricken regions, and seem to not care that if they offered a carrot to a polar bear, it would devour them. But then again, maybe the bears are smarter.

Save a cow, eat a vegan.
End veganism!

by johnnywinters July 23, 2006

vegan

a discrete way to insult someone or something you don’t like

also something to call annoying or rude people

for example, don’t call someone gay as an insult like every 10 year old, call them vegan
(used on non-vegans ofc)

ew, the math test was so vegan.
ugh, stop being a vegan!

by that’s so vegan January 8, 2020

vegan

Polite company word to be inserted when the word "fuck" and its derivatives would be offensive.

Well, vegan you!
This looks like a cluster vegan.
Use the right tool or it will get all veganed up.
Hey, did you vegan my sister?
Are we veganed or what!

by F. Kennedy July 19, 2007

Vegan

A person who is obsessed with talking at length about their diet or other lifestyle choice, especially to people who don't care. May include people who are not actually vegan, but act like it. Often associated with special diets like gluten free, Paleo, bacon, and/or crossfit.

I'm tired of Matty pushing his Paleo diet. He's such a vegan about it.

by Ski house ticketmaster March 30, 2016