Raritan Valley

Raritan Valley is a section in west Hazlet that is situated between Holmdel and Aberdeen. Cut off from the rest of town by the Garden State Parkway, Raritan Valley is an anomaly in that its residents develop their own sense of self. Although overall not as tough as West Keansburg, Raritan Valley is home to some of the toughest guys in Hazlet despite being an upper-middle class neighborhood. Raritan Valley has its own parkway exit (117 A), and home to several urban legends of Hazlet, including a cracked out dysfunctional family, a tribe from Kenya, and a wealthy investor, all of which live on the same block

Hazlet kid 1: let's go to Raritan Valley
Hazlet kid 2: No that's like in another county

West Keansburg thinks its so tough because its cut off by a highway, but those Raritan Valley people are cut off by the Mother-f*ckin Garden State Parkway.

Its safe to play basketball at Raritan Valley School until 6 pm. After that, the cops start harassing you

by Mr.Johnny December 14, 2006

golden valley

a female vagina

Dude, I was down in my girl's golden valley last night..I could eat that shit for hours!

by jediracer January 15, 2009

waterville valley

waterville, new hampshire definitely has its perks. not only is a sweet, chill town with a gorgeous veiw from just about any where in it, but it also has more pot in it than the rest of new hampshire combined. need proof? go on top of the mountain in the winter and take a nice wiff of any freestyler. =

dude, we got baked last weekend in waterville valley.

by pshhh. August 3, 2006

valley cottage

A Town in Rockland county Ny. That is full of Lame Hypocritical fools that need to realize they are not holier than thou. Get a life and mind your own business .

valley cottage Cottagite

by congerscum March 1, 2013

cuts of the valley

the cutty hood of noe valley, san francisco. kids that grow up in this neighborhood grow up rough.

nah blunt, i'm not tryna throw down in pac heights, i'd rather throw down in the cuts of the valley. it's way cuttier.

by scottweinergirl415 October 9, 2010

simi valley high school

A big school full of fake bitches.

Well come to Simi Valley high school where everyone gets fucked over

by Nioop September 11, 2019

susquehanna valley highschool

A school in upstate New York, that's full of sluts and preppy bitches, and the guys are either hicks or swag fag assholes. There's only a select few girls and guys that are decent. And half the teachers are dicks.

Susquehanna Valley Highschool is a horrible school to go to.

by Anonymous1315913 November 1, 2013