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vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.
I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.
by kingify January 14, 2025
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Vietnamese Flagpole

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.
Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”
by Stephen Barry February 3, 2025
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Vietnamese Vasectomy

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy
"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"
by JamesPage February 7, 2025
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Vietnamese Power Washing

The act of holding in your bladder for 7 hours, then putting your DangALang in another dude and proceeding to wash his anus with your mighty stream
Hey man, my asshole is pretty itchy. Can you give me a Vietnamese Power Washing?
by Juce916 June 2, 2025
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Vietnamese Powerwashing

A sexual act/game that can be played with your friends who have penises. You both down a large amount of water and then you both pretend to use your penises as chopsticks and whoever pisses first loses.
“Man at the party Marky and Richie were Vietnamese Powerwashing for an hour straight infront of everybody!”
by gosplchior June 3, 2025
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Vietnamese powerwashing

Drinking a fuckton of water then using your dicks as chopsticks, first person to pee loses.
by Ovenfreshham June 12, 2025
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