Vietnamese flashbang

When you nut in a guys dickhole and slap his ass simultaneously while in a tree.

Yeah dude, last night was wild, I gave my boyfriend a Vietnamese flashbang.

by chegwardthefifth June 22, 2022

Vietnamese Poker

When one plays poker with Vietnamese people.

Biracial KKK members beats a straight flush in Vietnamese poker.

by Helena.Cassidy May 15, 2022

Vietnamese Vampire

A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.

"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"

"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."

by $horty Guapo August 17, 2019

Vietnamese Go-Kart

The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.

Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.

by JGGJR February 21, 2017

Vietnamese Cobra

When the guy cums in the girl's eyes making her unable to see anything, like how a cobra spits venom to blind prey.

Megan had to go to the Eye Doctor after Will did the Vietnamese Cobra to her the night before.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Vietnamese powerwashing

Drinking a fuckton of water then using your dicks as chopsticks, first person to pee loses.

Post vietnamese powerwashing pic ✌️😜

by Ovenfreshham June 12, 2025

Vietnamese Vasectomy

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy

"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"

by JamesPage February 7, 2025