vajayjizz

Vajayjizz is when the cum gets inside the vajayjay.

Alright, class, listen up. When the jizz goes into the vajazzle, it is called vajayjizz.

by Random Words & Definitions December 19, 2022

The cat’s vajanas

Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. A semi-crude but subtle crossover of the phrases “the cat’s ass” and “the cats pyjamas” pronounced similar to pyjamas but contextually a felines vagina. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think of them?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.

by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023

Vajanus

The combination of Vah-jay-jay and Anus. A conversation way of describing both. Could be used when talking about 'the shocker'. Not to be confused with 'vaganus'.

In a scene from the movie True Romance, Samuel L Jackson and Garry Oldman are talking about eating pussy. Jackson says: " I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat everything." More effeciently, he could have said: " I eat the Vajanus."

(Associated links below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto

by +one January 11, 2009

vajagulate

Masturbation specific to women.
see vajagula

How dare you vajagulate in my room!

by Mary (wvg) January 2, 2008

vajayhole

Similar to a vagutt, differing only in that the anus maintains its circular shape

Wanielle: Hey Schmisten, I consulted my doctor concerning your vagutt.
Schmisten: Really? What did he have to say?
Wanielle: It may not be as bad as you think! Did your anus retain its circular shape?
Schmisten: One minute, let me check!
...time passes...
Schmisten: Why yes, it did!
Wanielle: Great! Turns out, it's only a vajayhole. You're practically in the clear.

by choods March 7, 2008

VajayJeep

Another name for Toyota's version of Jeep, the FJ Cruiser. Also known as a Jeep wtih a vagina.

He really wanted a Jeep, but his wife overruled and now he's stuck driving a VajayJeep.

by mel268 September 22, 2010

vajaygay

(n) 1. when a gay man tucks his junk between his legs doing the ugly woman pose 2. when a gay man fucks a woman once a year just to remember why he doesn't

hey, check out bret! he's got a vajaygay!

by cessa333 May 29, 2011