Upside down bowling pin penis

A penis that is shaped like an upside down bowling pin with the base being thin and the head being extremely girthy.

Robyn wanted the credit she felt she deserved..... after all..... she was the one who sucked off the man with the upside down bowling pin penis

by LemmeF1ndOut November 27, 2021

Upside down garfield

An upside down garfield is when a red head does a headstand and you eat lasagne out of her pussy :)

I had a real hankering for lasagne but my ginger girlfriend wanted head... We met half way and did an upside down garfield!

by Sensitive finish January 15, 2022

Upside-down martini

When the person on top during 69 halfway let’s poop out of their asshole and touches the nose of the other person and sucks it back into their anal cavity.

Man, last night I got with Jessica and she gave me an upside-down martini!

by JordanThrash February 5, 2022

Chocolate Upside-down Nugget Time

1. A polite way of calling someone a cunt.
2. Doing a headstand and pooping at the same time (with or without an audience).

Man, Sheila likes a good Chocolate Upside-down Nugget Time.

by 1234dumbpseudonym December 21, 2018

half upside down

When you’re not stood upright, and you’re not upside down. You’re in between; half upside down.

I wasn’t facing the ceiling or facing the floor, I was half upside down: stuck in between

by Bernardo253 April 30, 2019

The upside down claw

When a man dresses up like a crab and performs the sexual act called 69

"Yo bro at the party yesterday I did the upside down claw it was crazy bro

by I got crabs December 21, 2020

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.

- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019