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To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
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2)No talent-no acting skills whatsoever.
3)Have done no work to deserve the level of success they have-they made "full house" just because they didn't CRY when they held them up, then they plaed the baby, who only had like 2 lines per episode.
3) Had 500 other people guide theuir"careers". Dualstar was founded and run by other people, but mary-kate and ashley are in the movies, so it's successful.
4)same with their clothing line. It was founded and is run by someone else. Once in a while they PICK OUT CLOTHING. THAT'S IT.
5)Always makes the same kind of movies with the same plot because they can't act.
6)People like them and they are successful only because of their "good-girl twin" image.
2)No talent-no acting skills whatsoever.
3)Have done no work to deserve the level of success they have-they made "full house" just because they didn't CRY when they held them up, then they plaed the baby, who only had like 2 lines per episode.
3) Had 500 other people guide theuir"careers". Dualstar was founded and run by other people, but mary-kate and ashley are in the movies, so it's successful.
4)same with their clothing line. It was founded and is run by someone else. Once in a while they PICK OUT CLOTHING. THAT'S IT.
5)Always makes the same kind of movies with the same plot because they can't act.
6)People like them and they are successful only because of their "good-girl twin" image.
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