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target practice

When doing an Indian woman and it comes time to cum on her face, try to aim for the dot between her eyes.
I was workin on my target practice with Neelam and Hoosna.
by Oscar Jacobs May 20, 2008
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target

1.) Target is a corrupt store, that pushes workers to unreachable limits. The average worker keeps his job for 1 day to 30 days, before being fired or quits. Employee moral is always low, other workers pressure new comers to leave if the college option is open to them. Target employees have to call customers: guests, co-workers: team members, boss: leader, and put on a fake smile every day. There's two divisions of Target's work force. You work 40 hours a week and no more, over time can result in termination or time cut the following week.

Dayside: Working 10AM-12AM Dayside deals with guests, zones isles, get's harassed, and sells products. Day side always needs to be on their toes if a guest hits the infamous red box of doom in the isles. Day side needs to know the store or have their ass chewed out by Team Leaders. Day side gets fucked into 15 minute breaks, and the second highest fire rate in the store. Dayside hates the over night team.

Overnight: Where I work, and single handedly the longest 8 hours (plus) one can work at Target. You're locked in the store, and must stock the entire place in 8 hours. Including backstock. The night begins with the line, putting boxes that come off the line onto pallets then bowling those into aisles. After that you take break, then start pushing the isles. Take break, work, then leave. During this time bosses are everywhere telling you to hustle, and riding your ass. Overnight has the highest quit/fire rate in Target. No point in knowing people who join, they wont be there long enough.

Employees: Low moral, low self-esteen individuals, who are doomed to target. What they did in their life couldn't have been that bad to get this. If you have college options avaliable, take them. Your fellow employees pressure you to quit so you can avoid the agony of Target. Most people there are either people fresh from prison, or are 18-20 and have X* amount of kids.

*Any number between 1 and 8.
Target sucks, I spent my week's 40 hours in 2 days, now I get to suck dick to help pay for my house.
by DisgruntledTargetEmployee August 20, 2006
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Trailer Tugger

The act of watching porno trailers to get off because you are:
To young to have a credit card
To stupid to sign up to a porn site
Are bicurious
One CHEAP muthafucka'
#1
Mom: I think Jimmy is a Trailer Tugger.
Dad: Gasp I better buy that boy a nice porno
Mom: What if he is just bicurious?
Dad: Shut the hell up woman that boy is probably just one CHEAP muthafucka'
Mom: True dat, True dat.

#2
College Kid #1: That nerd over there is such a trailer tugger.
College Kid #2: Yeah I bet he is still to young to have a credit card!
College Kid #1: True dat, True dat
by SKILL crime August 15, 2007
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Russian Target Practice

Sexual transaction in which a male partner aims his penis into the belly button of male/female partner and ejaculates, trying to get the semen into the belly button area.
Last night I just performed Russian Target Practice on my girlfriend.
by Your Drunk Mom June 10, 2010
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tuggers

Abercrombie & Fitch sold swim shorts. Unlike boardshorts, tugger have thick laces... which don't need to be laced in four holes.
Those tuggers look like basketball shorts.
by Fitchie June 1, 2006
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Targetedfox

Targetedfox is very Ok
by Targetedfox September 6, 2020
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Targeted Individual Arrest

The rule of anything and everything a T.I. says being used against him/her while illegally being under surveillance.
It doesn't matter if he said what he said alone in the privacy of his own home he's under targeted Individual arrest.
by SamKSteele March 25, 2022
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