tomer moment

when a guy says something sus (in a gay way) and acts oblivious when questioned about it

person #1:"i love men"
person #2:"ayyooo what did you say?"
person #1:"what?"
person #2:"tomer moment"

by 100% not tomer June 12, 2023

hot tower

When someone rubs their boner on you in a club.

I shoved billy away after he gave me a hot tower.

by prades December 23, 2008

Computer Tower

A larger computer case that is used for holding a motherboard and all it's offspring (VGA, CPU, etc...). Needed to build a higher performance system or PC with huge parts.

"That's a nice computer tower, bro."

"Yeah, I bought it from Newegg."

by Rod_Jonse April 23, 2010

Leaning Tower of Puss

In a sexual act, while the male is standing, the female sits on the males shoulders from the front with the vagina directly in front of the males mouth. To keep her stable, he puts her up against the wall and performs oral sex. They will be against the wall, leaning at an angle looking like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

AKA-(Towering)

"Hey Ben lets go see what Peter and that girl are doing." (Peek in room)
"Oh dang, he is giving her the Leaning Tower of Puss."
"Lucky man!"

"Hey babe, how bout you throw me up against that wall and tower the fuck out of me."
"Oh yeah baby I gonna eat your pussy like spaghetti."

"Hey Peter, did you do 69 with that girl?"
"No, I gave her the Leaning Tower of Puss."

by PPBB&JJ May 2, 2013

effle tower deluxe

Just like an effletower but the girl is doing 69 with another girl. Usally on a coffee table, or another object that lifts them off the floor.

Dam I want in on the effle tower deluxe or me and my girl are up for and effletower deluxe.

by drako60 October 20, 2015

Gawds Awful Towers

the breeding ground for all thing sex related

bro you went to gawds awful towers?

yeah i had sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mrduck69lol December 24, 2019

university towers

A nationwide chain of poorly managed, off-campus, college dorm/appartments. When given the initial tour of the building, the potential resident is awestruck by the spacious rooms, walk-in closets, views of the city, and kitchinettes. The potential resident is also made to believe that the food court, which is attached to the building, produces amazing gourmet meals whenever the student is hungry. To make matters better, these delicious meals are included in the rent! However after living in any of University Towers's locations one realizes that all they bought was room in a building where every section smells like a different kind of shit. The amazing food ends up being anything the thieves in the cafe can make out of a tortilla and fried chicken. The spacious room is usually ruined by a roomate who is a mamma's boy and pees on the toilet seat.

Kid 1: "Living in University Towers is Great! The hallway on my floor smells like foreskin and burnt sugar today."

Kid 2: "Thats nothing, the elevator I took this morning smelled like rubber cement, jet fuel, and Japanese candy. On top of that, I was stuck in the elevator between floors for 20 min."

OR

Kid 1: "Today for dinner I had a buffalo chicken wrap."

Kid 2: "I spiced things up tonight. I had a chicken wrap with buffalo sauce."

Kid 3: "Man, that sounds good guys; much better than the tortilla with fried chicken, rice, and spicy red sauce that I had."

by BigNig J October 29, 2006