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eiffel towel

A variation of the prison fifi (where a prison inmate rolls a towel very tight, inserts a rubber glove into the towel, lubes it, and then proceeds to have sex with the towel). This variation consists of two men "hitting" both ends of the towel (requiring two gloves) and high-fiving each other in the process, hence the eiffel towel.
Wow, I'm really lonely brosef, we should do something constructive and get our eiffel towel on...
by 03UTREX March 26, 2009
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guest towel

When you are gettin a chick from behind who has long hair, grab the hair and thoroughly wipe off your dick after you've finished. Keep in mind guest towels are for decoration only so if you use it, dont expect another invite.
Your Roommate: Hey, whatever happened with that chick you brought home the other night?

You: Oh, she wont be back, I used the guest towel.
by b-tox May 26, 2012
mugGet the guest towelmug.

fuck-towel

the nearest shirt or towel used to wipe clean after sex.
Hey sweetie, could you hand me the fuck-towel on your side of the bed. Thanks.
by crazyV January 4, 2006
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Sanitary towel

Things that us girls have to wear on our periods.
They have the most horrifically embarassing adverts, one of them involves a sanitary towel on a bucking bronco, and another on a rollercoaster.
Eeem, is that a sanitary towel? On a ROLLERCOASTER?
by Cucucji February 21, 2011
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Tatte Towel

A moist towellete specifically designed to wipe ur balls with in case of sweat or odour. Derived from the vedas, the tatte towellete is a must have product in most parts of India where humid temperatures cause excessive sweating. India Women carry them with them all the time to be able to wipe off balls they may have to lick.
Forced to lick the sweaty balls of the wicketkeeper, Sita, quickly reached into her handbag for a tatte towel.
by VicG February 26, 2011
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boof towel

A rolled up towel that someone smoking pot exhales their hit into in order to hide the smoke and smell from others. Works best with a moist towel.
"Dude, don't forget to use the boof towel or we'll all get busted."
by UrbanSherpa September 3, 2014
mugGet the boof towelmug.

towel mushroom

a mushroom on a towel; most likely caused by excessive masturbating and ejaculating on the towel.
Son, why is there a towel mushroom on my towel?
by skullwise April 19, 2022
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