Screw-Up

To make a mess of something, to completely ruin something, to make a mistake

Ffs, what a Screw-Up.
"did you see that? what a Screw-Up!"

by FelixB666XD November 08, 2009

screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

by Drinkmaster January 18, 2006

440 screw

A fuck that occurs at 20 minutes to 5:00

Kimbo: It's almost quitting time, where is Robert?

Billy: Man you know he's in the bosses office get that 440 screw!

by Difibulations from da park September 12, 2016

you're screwed

It's what you are when something goes terribly wrong with no possible rectification. As in, when all hope is lost due to some catastrophe.

Guy 1: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I set my voltage too high when overclocking my Core 2!"
Guy 1: "You're screwed."

by I'm Guy 2 November 27, 2008

Getting screwed

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.

John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.

by Johnnie0505 August 20, 2011

Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!

“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”

by Terrysuki July 25, 2022

Jew Screw

The shit insurance companies do to you.

I got hit in my $40,000 truck and the insurance company only offered me $23,000. They're really trying to give me the Jew Screw.

by #1200 March 04, 2018