Telling some you hate/stalker/girlfriend that you broke your leg and moved to California where every night you will have to submit your phone to the ward because you're a juvenile delinquent.
by JohnFreedon March 31, 2011

(n) Meant to reference weed from the state of California but more often than not it's your dealer's shitty mids.
"Hey bro I just got that fresh Cali Nug, 30 a g"
White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"
White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"
by HippedToast August 11, 2017

by GoaT227 December 30, 2021

Lifestyle situation in the Southwest Canadian region.
The act of chilling pretty aggressively, near or around waves, during the week while collecting income. Originating in the United State of California.
Bicycling during the day beachside between/during calls. Often includes brunch outdoors and/or starting the workday by logging in remotely around 12pm ET.
Usually involves: work, weekday vibes, waking up without an alarm, remote +/- sandwiches, coffee, avocado toast, etc.
The act of chilling pretty aggressively, near or around waves, during the week while collecting income. Originating in the United State of California.
Bicycling during the day beachside between/during calls. Often includes brunch outdoors and/or starting the workday by logging in remotely around 12pm ET.
Usually involves: work, weekday vibes, waking up without an alarm, remote +/- sandwiches, coffee, avocado toast, etc.
My cousin, Sergio, gets mad top on the west coast and his work is straight Cali WFH. I’m hella jealous of the culture.
by Shantymcsnifferqueef June 1, 2022

When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."
"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."
"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"
by randami91 October 19, 2015

by BBSwagII November 14, 2016

by Cecilia the Angel-Devil December 14, 2014
