Pulling a Cali

Telling some you hate/stalker/girlfriend that you broke your leg and moved to California where every night you will have to submit your phone to the ward because you're a juvenile delinquent.

Do you still talk to anne?
No im pulling a cali

by JohnFreedon March 31, 2011

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cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries

Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

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Cali nug

(n) Meant to reference weed from the state of California but more often than not it's your dealer's shitty mids.

"Hey bro I just got that fresh Cali Nug, 30 a g"

White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"

by HippedToast August 11, 2017

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Cali Q

Hungry dog from the commercials asking for donations

There's hungry Cali Qs all over your a lucky dog.

by AriusPrime August 17, 2019

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Cali-foreign

The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".

Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."

Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"

by joeMAMA-_- December 30, 2011

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