Tijuana Toilet Eel

Human stool that has made it's way into the Ocean.
I once dropped in on a wave only to be snaked by a Tijuana Toilet Eel!
by Poway Mark January 08, 2010
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Tijuana Sex Change

when your cock is pulled back from behind, and you're fucked like a girl.
Last night, my boyfriend let me give him Tijuana sex change, and i feel like it brought us closer together.
by Nolando blume October 21, 2018
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tijuana rinse cycle

A sexual act that involves anal penetration. During prolonged anal sex, the man pulls out of their partner’s gaping asshole and urinates along the walls before it closes, “rinsing” it clean.
“You fucked that girl? That chick is dirty, yo!”

It’s okay. I gave her the Tijuana Rinse Cycle, cleaned that shit right up.”
by DoctorThrob December 27, 2018
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Tijuana butt plug

When Bill shoves a plump, juicy jalapeno in his butthole whilst receiving a sloppy BJ.
"Honey when you stop by Walmart later, grab some jalapenos so I can get a Tijuana butt plug tonight"
by Thebiggreek June 13, 2020
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Tijuana Tango Powder

The Tijuana Tango Powder is a white substance known to some law authorities as cocaine. However, the Tijuana stuff is something special. Typically, it has high amounts of baby powder but something is better than nothing especially after 36 margaritas.
Jimmy: Hell yeah h had the tango powder! Is it sketch he was our cab driver though?
Nick: No I trust all my cab drivers especially in Tijuana
*Jimmy rips gator of a Tijuana tango powder*
Jimmy: I think that’s more baby powder than chowder. I’m fucking buckled.
by Boozehound2022 January 24, 2023
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Tijuana Train ride

The act of shitting on the stairs and smearing it down them, then using it as a slide to slip down it.
I cant wait to get home and catch a Tijuana Train ride down to the basement.
by bigpopa May 17, 2008
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Tijuana boob job

A breast augmentation of such poor quality that it could have been done in Tijuana for very little money.
Did you see how bad her new tits look? Tijuana boob job FTL.
by Manstang World February 02, 2011
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