Next Level Thinking

The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.

By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 September 30, 2022

trunking

The latest craze amongst American teens when there are too many bodies to conventionally fit inside a car - the extras go into the car trunk (or boot if you speak British English).

Yeah, man, Mark and I went trunking last night, because there were 8 of us, and damn his feet stink!

by Doc Tinfoil Hat June 18, 2006

:thinkinghd:

A masterpiece and modernised version of the ancient classic :thinker:, destined to be spammed all over in chats.

:thinkingHD:

by METROID4 January 10, 2017

Brain Thinking

High caliber thinking, like the time in high school when everyone was trying to figure out whether the assistant gym teacher's breasts were real, and you came up with the idea of drilling that hole in the locker room wall, and it worked, and they weren't real, in fact they were nothing more than a padded bra, which was disappointing and destroyed everyone's adolescent fantasies, but was O.K. because your brilliant scheme actually worked.

Dude! Brain Thinking! high five

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013

thinking

this causes pain in the head, noggin, noodle, brain, scalp, eyebrows, and other areas in the head area. Can cause sickness if done too much.

I don't like to think. Thinking is dumb. Why do i think? I am not a thinker!

by Jenny September 17, 2003

Trunking

When a man puts his foreskin on a woman’s nose and subsequently pulls his penis back, creating a vacuum. When the foreskin slides of the woman's nose, a popping sound is created. Based on Disney’s Dumbo, where the jailed mother elephant hugs Dumbo using her trunk.

Whereas my former gf enjoyed a cozy dickslap now and then, my new one is deeply into trunking.

Dude, that hipster chick you hooked me up with made me trunk her before she would go to sleep.

by RdBr December 5, 2011

thinking run

while your high and your mind thinks about a topic for a while; philosophize without talking

Sorry I zoned out bro, I went on a thinking run about my philosophy paper.

by Oreo aka Mattykilla January 1, 2008