Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne
by theduchess22 February 01, 2025
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Throne Tubing

A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.
“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”
by Treebonics June 20, 2019
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King's Throne

A toilet seat that is warm to the touch when you sit on it. It's as if you are the King and it was pre-warmed for you.
I went to crap at work the other day and came across a King's Throne, yuck!
by Brettuss March 15, 2013
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spicy meat throne

When the woman eats 50 packs of taco bell fire sauce and a box of laxatives then allows the the man to fuck her in said butt until she projectile shits on his penis.
April and I went to taco bell last night and she gave me a spicy meat throne afterwards!
by Big daddy chatty June 13, 2021
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Throne Soda

Guy 1 “hey man you almost done in there?”
Guy 2 “yeah just finishing off my throne soda
by Baby giant March 03, 2022
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Throne cone

A bowel movement that leaves a mountain-like peak above the water and resembles an ice cream cone similar to those from a fast-food restaurant
Says to doctor: Lately every time I poop I'm leaving behind a throne cone rather than my usual pellet-style doo-doo.
by TTCooper May 24, 2023
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throne throating

Throne throating is a sexual act involving a gay or mixed gender 3-some, where one participant, the throne throater, gives a blow job while the receiver is simultaneously being rimmed. Guaranteed to make the giver take the load of their life!
Stacy could not take the smile off of her face, the load she received while throne throating Neal while Justin rimmed him made her sure this would be a regular thing.

Neal doesn’t like regular blowjobs after getting used to being throne throated!
by Philo the great November 10, 2019
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