windmiller

to put a walking cane or broom stick in ones anus.

Friend 1: "Dude, joe stuck his grandmas walker in his cinnamon ring last night, tennis ball and all."
Friend 2: "Oh Man!! I bet he windmillered that shit hard core!!!!"

by M.A.1213 January 6, 2011

Europan windmill

the act of butt fucking a girl while she is doing a handstand then spinning her around your penis

the hooker charges $300 for a Europan windmill because it is so hard on yours and hers body

by skullbasher February 21, 2009

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022

Holland Windmill

When two guys from Holland, MB, partake in a dutch windmill

Did you see Colton Unger do the Holland Windmill with that random guy?

by Yaboibadger June 3, 2018

Windmill

(V.) To have sex

“My boyfriend and I windmilled 4 times”
“Let’s windmill”

by Lazer5 July 30, 2019

Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 13, 2024

WindMill

The sexual act of winding up your cock and then releasing it as you cum.

Guy 1: Bro i did the Windmill last night if was like a kinked hose getting unkinked!
Guy 2: Oh yeah thats cool i think.

by Goosd August 19, 2022