smack a hoe

"Smack A Hoe": To preform a viscious back handed smack to the face of an unruly piece of ass or otha brotha.

1. Bitch do I need to jump across this table and "Smack A Hoe"!

by Drew Collins June 3, 2006

smack the walrus

The act of smacking a squirter's soaking wet vagina, after or at the end of ejaculation...causing the ejaculate to spray everywhere!

My girlfriend loves for me to smack the walrus as she is finishing her orgasm...

by Freaky Fast Freddy Fingers October 16, 2009

i'd smack that

saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.

"He's hot. I'd smack that."

by Erinnnnn May 17, 2006

smacking oranges

it could mean anything from moose noises to a bi-polar walrus. And everything in between.

But seriously, are you smacking oranges later beacuse I got things to do.

by SURRETO November 4, 2010

Smore Smack

Much like the ever popular slore slap, but with a knee to the genitals included

He is such a smore, I think you should smore smack him.

by trace-dawg January 27, 2010

Smack Bath

Taking a bath as hot as you can after downing a bottle of red, half a glass of jaeger and listening to grunge to fully replicate what it feels like to take smack

After a day like today all I need is a smack bath and an early night

by WAGWANNN February 8, 2015

Cloud Smack

When you blow you vape clouds when someone is not looking and it hits them in the face.

*Adam blew his vape cloud in Shane's face*

Adam, "You just got cloud smacked."
Shane, "What the fuck."

by VodkaMalibu May 28, 2016