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Chicago Shiver

The sexual act of busting a load inside a condom, freezing said condom thus creating a cumsicle. Then the condom over the cumsicle is peeled off. The now peeled cumsicle is to be repeatedly inserted inside the woman (or man) until completely melted.
Jerry's friend: "Hey Jerry are you and your wife still trying for a baby?"

Jerry: "Yeah but unfortunately I leave for the nightshift before she gets to bed. I'll just leave a Chicago Shiver in the freezer for her."

Jerry's friend: "Remember, if she ain't peelin she ain't feelin."
by M1keH0nch0 November 29, 2025
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shiver me timberlands

It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.

Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers

Only usually cool people say this phrase
Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.

Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.

Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch
by Bolo 1989 September 6, 2023
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Shivering Nuts

When your so scared, that your love sacks start shaking up your swimmers to wake em' up.
Dude that movie was so scary! My wife was playing with my Wiggler Jigglers, and she noticed my Shivering Nuts.
by genemutant November 7, 2023
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Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.
Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!
by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023
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Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.
Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.
by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021
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Fart shivers

A side effect of when it's super cold outside and you are trying to detox.
The day after Halloween, Mitch got the fart shivers from cutting candy cold turkey.
by Learned Medical Doctor November 1, 2017
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