NO SHIT

Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.

REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

shit

jake paul

"have you heard of jake paul " other person said " you mean shit"

by catzilla 18 December 26, 2018

shit-in

Remaining in a bathroom stall until all other occupants of the bathroom leave, to avoid embarrassment of potentially loud shits.

I have diarrhea, but I don't have time for a shit-in with this guy.

by Stopherson December 8, 2009

shit

The Screaming-Skwits Shit:
The kind of shit that "skwits" out your ass like water in little lumps of crap at a rapid pace.

One of those awful days when you catch a stomach virus, you begin to shit uncontrolablly, and you end up spending the night in the bathroom; and to make matters worse, the virus was given to you by a close friend.

by Sam & Andrea January 23, 2009

shitful

something that just plain SUCKS. terrible and full of shit. describes a situation you would rather avoid, or a person who is full of B.S.

ex.1) person 1: my friend's mom is a psychopath. she beats her every night.

person 2: that's so freaking shitful.

by smiley_chica July 5, 2010

not shit

Nothing, the same old stuff, same shit different day

Person 1-Whats good playa
Person 2-Not shit, whats good wit you
Person 1-Not shit, chea chea im out holla pimps up hoes down

by Thug naz-t November 25, 2006

this is no shit

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.

"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."

by harry flashman August 7, 2003