Shampoo banana

a much better version of champaign urbana. only true townies and members of illini-nation are allowed to use this word. it has origins in 410 E Healey, the social circles of green street, and the elite socialites of Kams and Lion.
Sam: Are you from Champaign or Urbana?
Nick: No, I'm from Shampoo banana
Ani: I'm moving out
by sid6969 October 27, 2021
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Cunt Shampoo

I lathered myself with some cunt shampoo...
by Mylo Johnson January 14, 2022
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Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.
Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!
by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022
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fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
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mexican shampoo

Be careful near Johnny. He gave me a Mexican Shampoo in the showers last week.
by moooomo December 09, 2017
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shampoo barrel

When you’re in the barrel of a wave (that is a hollow hole while the wave is crashing over top of you down the line) but the barrel is just big enough for you to fit through, nipping/washing your hair like it’s shampoo
Announcer: “O’Brien in the wave looks like it’s gonna be a close out JUST makes it with a shampoo barrel ”
by Ayeeeedee May 19, 2023
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