Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.
Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.
by Post Culture July 29, 2020
Get the Whale Scalesmug. The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.
Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
Get the pee scalemug. For every 1 -10 cloud it is 10 snoops for example if someone says they are on cloud 10 they are at 100 snoop's it's a high rating system
Yo man I'm on cloud 8 , oh dude your at 80 snoop's
Bro let's get to cloud 10 aka 100 snoop's
Definition:Meaning how high a person is or how high they want to get aka the snoop scale
Bro let's get to cloud 10 aka 100 snoop's
Definition:Meaning how high a person is or how high they want to get aka the snoop scale
by Polobear64 May 30, 2019
Get the The snoop scalemug. by shartsicle October 15, 2014
Get the sneeze scalemug. by DrKnight July 11, 2017
Get the Chickter Scalemug. 1 Lift = 200 Swags or 4 Yolos
1 Yolo = 50 Swags
(Easy) Swags can be obtained by purchasing any; Snapback, skinny jeans, YMCMB or MMG album, any OBEY merchandise, or having a personal charisma.
(Medium) Yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, fucking up in school and working at McDonalds, or just messing up.
(Hard) Lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle mass.
(BONUS) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82... On that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
Basically from fucking breathing you get like 5 swags a day
1 Yolo = 50 Swags
(Easy) Swags can be obtained by purchasing any; Snapback, skinny jeans, YMCMB or MMG album, any OBEY merchandise, or having a personal charisma.
(Medium) Yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, fucking up in school and working at McDonalds, or just messing up.
(Hard) Lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle mass.
(BONUS) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82... On that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
Basically from fucking breathing you get like 5 swags a day
by Newtoschool May 31, 2013
Get the Swag scalemug. (A.K.A. Code of Awesome, Code of Bro (not to be confused with Bro Code), Scale of Bro)
The point system used by Bros to define the awesomeness of a Second Bro to a Third Bro who has inquired as to the awesomeness of said Second Bro.
The point system used by Bros to define the awesomeness of a Second Bro to a Third Bro who has inquired as to the awesomeness of said Second Bro.
The Scale of Awesome:
1. "Aight"-said Bro can pass for Bro status, however only when half drunk and/or has just saved another Bro from a Breach of the Bro Code.
2. "Kinda Cool"-Bro is fun to hang out with on some level every other day, and can be considered a wingman on rare occasion.
3. "Cool"-Bro has passed required 3 assists in a fellow Bro's score of the night and can be hung out with for up to 3 days at once.
4. "Pretty Awesome"-Bro has saved a fellow Bro from disaster in the scoring area at least 5 times (although hopefully not the same Bro all five times, as this would result in a loss of that Bro's Bro Card for 48 hours after the saved 5th score); brings beer to parties without being forced.
5. "Really Cool"-Bro will give up a night of football on up to a 50 inch tv to assist another Bro in scoring if said score is a 7 or higher out of 10; can be hung out with for up to 5 days at a time.
6. "Awesome"-Bro will assist in a fellow Bro's score regardless of the rating of said score or what is on TV, (EXCEPTION: Super Bowl on 60 inch or larger television); has some musical talent on a relatively cool instrument (for example, electric or acoustic guitar, bass guitar, drums).
7. "THE MAN"-Bro has never violated the Bro Code; will not hesitate to assist a fellow Bro in scoring no matter what said Bro ranks on this scale; can entertain a large bar full of unruly drunks with musical ability; can be hung out with for months at a time.
1. "Aight"-said Bro can pass for Bro status, however only when half drunk and/or has just saved another Bro from a Breach of the Bro Code.
2. "Kinda Cool"-Bro is fun to hang out with on some level every other day, and can be considered a wingman on rare occasion.
3. "Cool"-Bro has passed required 3 assists in a fellow Bro's score of the night and can be hung out with for up to 3 days at once.
4. "Pretty Awesome"-Bro has saved a fellow Bro from disaster in the scoring area at least 5 times (although hopefully not the same Bro all five times, as this would result in a loss of that Bro's Bro Card for 48 hours after the saved 5th score); brings beer to parties without being forced.
5. "Really Cool"-Bro will give up a night of football on up to a 50 inch tv to assist another Bro in scoring if said score is a 7 or higher out of 10; can be hung out with for up to 5 days at a time.
6. "Awesome"-Bro will assist in a fellow Bro's score regardless of the rating of said score or what is on TV, (EXCEPTION: Super Bowl on 60 inch or larger television); has some musical talent on a relatively cool instrument (for example, electric or acoustic guitar, bass guitar, drums).
7. "THE MAN"-Bro has never violated the Bro Code; will not hesitate to assist a fellow Bro in scoring no matter what said Bro ranks on this scale; can entertain a large bar full of unruly drunks with musical ability; can be hung out with for months at a time.
by Intrepid1 November 19, 2011
Get the Scale of Awesomemug.