Raccoon Boy

A boy that sleeps all day, stays up all night, has a nest like room, and picks up random things off the ground

He’s such a raccoon boy, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him awake during the day

by BleachCake23 March 25, 2022

A Filthy Raccoon

When a Girl has a hairy vagina and refuses to shave or keep it well trimmed

Wow bro Fabios sisters got A Filthy Raccoon!
That's crazy bro

by ItVit August 14, 2017

soggy raccoon

Gets crazy coochie and tries in touch footy.

When soggy raccoon plays for the andreans he gets mad tries

by Cooooooochiiiee man October 15, 2020

Raccoon God.

Superior of the monochromed rats.

“It is I, tanu, the raccoon god.”
—written by Amari </333

by anonymousweeeee April 3, 2021

Exotic Raccoon

When a woman wears a vast amount of make-up (primarily around her eyes) to try and conceal all the bruises and black eyes she has from her abusive boyfriend/husband.

Person 1: Why is Jane wearing so much make-up lately?
Person 2: Oh. No, she's just an 'Exotic Raccoon'. If you get what I mean.

by Kailo. December 6, 2017

raccoon attack

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you suddenly pull out and stick both of your index and middle fingers in her ass and as she turns around in shock you draw circles around her eyes and run out of the house knocking over the trash can on the way out

Raccoon attack

by Stank lord June 13, 2021

Raccoon cunt

A person who appears to eat trash

That mascara smeared raccoon cunt may have given me rabies

by ThewhapticK April 9, 2020