Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

Porter

This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)

A Porter still plays fortnite

porter likes boys

Porter does the no no while looking at no no

Porter is a Russian spy

Porter is giving our information to the Soviets! Stalin is touching him!

by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021

Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 3, 2015

Palmer Porter

palmer is a silly cruzzler who comes to all the christmas parties!

palmer porter is such a cruzz😂

by allx😬 January 8, 2023

Porter

He is so lit fam

That man is porter

by Abe274728 December 31, 2018

Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??

Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃

by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

Porter

A sweet, loving, caring man. He will always be by your side whenever you need him. Always come to him when you need help. He will check up on you and apologize when he has done something to upset you. He can be sensitive if he things you’re mad at him and he will ask if you are. Please never be mad at a man named this he is so sweet.

Person1: oh I really like porter.
Person2: ikr he is so kind and respectful.

by Actually.how_about.no November 30, 2020