MUFFIN BUFFER CAN BE USED IN REFERENCE TO ANYTHING, BIG OR SMALL, WHICH COULD BE USED WHILE BUFFIN' THE MUFFIN IN A DELIBERATE OR NON-DELIBERATE MANNER SO AS TO ACHIEVE OR CAUSE SEXUAL STIMULATION OF A WOMANS GENITALIA.
A MOTORCYCLE COULD BE A MUFFIN BUFFER, A HOUSEHOLD ITEM COULD BE USED, THOUGH TYPICALLY WOULD HAVE A SMALL VIBRATING MOTOR WITHIN THE ITEM.
SALLY AND SUSAN TOOK TURNS USING THEIR MUFFIN BUFFERS WHILE FILMING ONE ANOTHER.
ERICH LOVED TO RIDE HIS HOG EVEN THOUGH SALLY COULD NOT TAKE THE MUFFIN BUFFER MOVEMENT AND VIBRATIONS ON HER CLIT.
A MOTORCYCLE COULD BE A MUFFIN BUFFER, A HOUSEHOLD ITEM COULD BE USED, THOUGH TYPICALLY WOULD HAVE A SMALL VIBRATING MOTOR WITHIN THE ITEM.
SALLY AND SUSAN TOOK TURNS USING THEIR MUFFIN BUFFERS WHILE FILMING ONE ANOTHER.
ERICH LOVED TO RIDE HIS HOG EVEN THOUGH SALLY COULD NOT TAKE THE MUFFIN BUFFER MOVEMENT AND VIBRATIONS ON HER CLIT.
I carry a muffin buffer with me at all times and whenever I'm able. I ride my muffin buffer motorcycle around town and I've had orgasm after orgasm all because my little bike moves just right and rumbles when she needs to.
by CallieMuffin September 9, 2018
Get the Muffin Buffermug. An amount of fast food exceeding the groups already ridiculously large late night drive through order. It's necessary to ensure that noone's munchies are left unfulfilled.
"Dude, I know there's only 4 of us and 10 cheeseburgers, 8 large fries and 6 milkshakes should be enough but I better order some buffer food just in case."
by Phishman27 December 9, 2008
Get the Buffer Foodmug. by mechpt July 7, 2010
Get the awesomeness buffermug. Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".
Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009
Get the Fanny Buffermug. the individual who ensures the primary masturbating penis remains hard during the unfortunate event of an internet slowdown
If it wasn't for Kyle being the designated buffer fluffer, none of the boys would've finished when the WIFI went down
by maverick.sasquatch January 28, 2018
Get the buffer fluffermug. Text Buffer
When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
by The Dude of the Stupid November 11, 2018
Get the Text Buffermug. by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
Get the buffer knucklemug.