Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014

Wiggle Biggles

My nuts

wiggle biggles are my nut

by The Schlumpy May 5, 2020

Tit wiggling

Describes two or three kids messing around and taking time up

Those little boys are tit wiggling around

by Awesomeboy3,000 May 9, 2020

Wiggling the banana

When a boy wiggles his penis to turn someone on

Jimmy: Do you want to see me wiggling the banana
Chris: Ok sure

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

wiggle nibble

A person, specifically a woman, who wiggles around out of pleasure when you nibble her body, especially on the tits. Usually extraordinarily attractive and playful.

My girlfriend is one hell of a wiggle nibble.

by Kaya’s Muffin June 29, 2019

wiggle bops

Wiggle Bops is the semen that comes out of a flacid penis. This only happens to gay men named Andy.

I sure do love it when my boyfriend get his Wiggle Bops on me!

by Wiggle Bopping December 11, 2013

Wiggle through

West coast word for "slide through"

"Im gonna wiggle through"

by Milthy March 9, 2017