Vegan

n. Two potatoes next to a carrot (one on either side).

Woman sucking a vegan

Husband: Honey... what are you doing?

Woman: Well would you rather have me sucking a person! Let me cook in peace!

by Carnivorous Ed February 15, 2010

veganism

A violation of nature. Humans, like other species, have evolved with the fortune of the ability to digest meat and vegetables, and this should be used. All the vegans seem to obsess over the lives of the fish that are caught and dried and sent as food to famine-stricken regions, and seem to not care that if they offered a carrot to a polar bear, it would devour them. But then again, maybe the bears are smarter.

Save a cow, eat a vegan.
End veganism!

by johnnywinters July 23, 2006

vegan

a discrete way to insult someone or something you don’t like

also something to call annoying or rude people

for example, don’t call someone gay as an insult like every 10 year old, call them vegan
(used on non-vegans ofc)

ew, the math test was so vegan.
ugh, stop being a vegan!

by that’s so vegan January 8, 2020

vegan

Polite company word to be inserted when the word "fuck" and its derivatives would be offensive.

Well, vegan you!
This looks like a cluster vegan.
Use the right tool or it will get all veganed up.
Hey, did you vegan my sister?
Are we veganed or what!

by F. Kennedy July 19, 2007

Vegan

A person who is obsessed with talking at length about their diet or other lifestyle choice, especially to people who don't care. May include people who are not actually vegan, but act like it. Often associated with special diets like gluten free, Paleo, bacon, and/or crossfit.

I'm tired of Matty pushing his Paleo diet. He's such a vegan about it.

by Ski house ticketmaster March 30, 2016

Vegan

Nicer word for can’t hunt can’t fish can’t mind own business

Vegan : I’ll order a salad

You : I’ll have the steak

Vegan : HOW CAN YOU DO THAT .IM CALLING PETA
you : sorry I’m not a vegan

by Missmoomoomoo July 6, 2019

Vegan

person or persons who refrain from eating any animal product and go out or the way to post several definitions on urban dictionary for the purpose of self justification for being such self righteous d-bags.

A human that has no interest in science and enjoys taking all the joy out of the life's of their children. in extreme cases these folks will impose their silly ideals on their pets I.E. feeding the house cat tofu. A truly world class ass-hole that will look for reasons to tell you they are vegan over and over again especially if you dont ask.

my vegan neighbors are really amazing, they called the police on our family BBQ those bacon hating d-bags!

by AAAAMERICAA!!! June 4, 2016