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Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010
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Majestic Eagle Sasquatch

Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.
She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.
by 3lectronicFan July 5, 2019
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Pullin' A Sasquatch

When you are goin to pick up your friend but while waiting he does somethin' to piss you off so when they reah for the door handle to get in you accelerate forward causing the person you are picking up to walk ahead and try again... the acceleration step may be repeating as many times as desired.
I waited outside my boys house for ten minutes when i came to pick him up... so i knew pullin' a sasquatch was necessary to teach his ass a lesson.
by T Grote January 16, 2008
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Sasquatch! Music Festival

A gathering of mostly 18-25 year old hipsters at the Gorge, in George, Washington. The Columbia River provides a gorgeous backdrop to this festival of drunk and high hippies, and fun "indie" bands. If you are bothered by the smoke from weed, you might want to skip Sasquatch!
"Oh yup!, my parents just got me tickets to go to Sasquatch! Music Festival"
"Me too, bro! We are gonna get SHWASTED!
by Magical fancy-pants July 1, 2011
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onion ring sasquatch

Hairy shirtless man with a massive gut full of onion rings, cheeseburgers, and homemade cheeseburger egg rolls
Randy you’re a fucking onion ring Sasquatch
by Bobandy August 26, 2019
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crazy little sasquatch

almost the same as silly little truffle, but the person is acting silly or ridiculous.
isabel: you must got that Benjamen button disease, kaitlin!

kaitlin: woah, ur such a crazy little sasquatch, isabel!!!!!!!!!!
by IMnKL November 23, 2010
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reverse cuban sasquatch

A term used for when a partner during sex shits on the other partners chest, gracefully trims pubes off from the other partner, then precedes to wrap the hairy shit with a piece toilet paper, then takes the shit wrap and sticks it in the partners butthole...usually in a guy named Brandon Sayre
Damn I gave that Reverse Cuban Sasquatch good to him last night
by The-Big-D November 4, 2013
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