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Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.
Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.
by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011
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The Hatch

The worst Roblox event ever held to date, with The Haunt being a close second Actually, no, it isn't close. The Hatch is MUCH worse. The official game for the event has a <30% like rating and the games in it are pure slop. Not to mention that apparently Roblox used AI for the eggs.

The event first struck controversy when they allowed an infamous user by the name of "TheOfficialTeddy" to playtest the event's game. I'm not going to get into those details, if you don't know who I'm talking about then do some research. The event finally came out and oh, LORD. It was over the moment it started. Some of the games use blatant AI in their thumbnails and Roblox doesn't care.

Roblox has proven that they support generative AI and that they don't actually care about the games on their platform.
A Roblox player: "What the fuck Roblox?? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" and "Sprunki Killer" for an egg!"
Another Roblox player: "I know, right?? The Hatch sucks, Roblox can't make any good events anymore."
by Suzuki SV650S in blue July 5, 2025
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Hatch Job

It's like a rim job, only the person keeps their pants on.
This guy botched up this project, worse then giving a terrible hatch job.
by SidZ3R0 December 22, 2021
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Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch
I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.
by Supersport99 January 11, 2006
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poot hatch

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.
by Poot hatch December 20, 2013
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Hatch end high school

Hatch end high school is for people who don't get into harrow high, cannons or Whitmore. It's all white rejects in here.
I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WRITING AN EXAMPLE OF THE WAY ITS USED.

Hatch end High school is not based.
by Sergeant Knuckles February 1, 2022
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Hatch Trimmer

Pussy killa

Pro hoe Slayer
the man other men wanna be,
and hoes wanna be with!
He is a straight up Hatch Trimmer bro...i mean its Thursday and hes already hit a three peat !
by instadick February 28, 2019
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