Gurt

It means to gurt.

I'm finna gurt all over.

by Mr. Gurt April 25, 2025

Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.

Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?

by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025

gurt

a girl who does anal sex on accident

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.

by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024

gurting

Doing something smart but also very dangerous.

Joe is gurting to get the huzz

by 【LD】Ducc April 15, 2025

gurting

It means doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

The bird was gurting to get the huzz

by eth4n April 13, 2025

Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.

by GURTRUDE FOREVER May 26, 2018

gurt

The chaotic, abbreviated alter-ego of yogurt—stripped of sophistication, reduced to pure confusion. Often deployed in absurdist humor where "yogurt" expects recognition, but "gurt" responds with existential bewilderment.

me: yogurt
gurt: sybau

by ctrl0407 April 15, 2025