Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

geezer shot

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.

I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.

by Colorado Bootman October 13, 2021

Land breeze geezer

An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango

The land breeze geezer beat thor

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

Geezer

Australian slang for "Have a look" "Give me a look"

I just painted the house mate you should come over for a geezer.
Or You tell someone you found a rare coin and they would say "Come on then, give us a geezer"

by Vendor489 December 21, 2022

Geezer

Geezer meaning a "bad boy".

Of any age in London England up to the end of the 20th century, a "lad" a person into petty crime maybe, also loud, bit of a Romeo with the ladies, tough street wise.

Possibly from "Guise" clothing/coverage/mask as in disguise. Often a street performer in "disguise".
or
Geezer from Yeezer/Yeeser from old Gaelic meaning Jesus.

"e's a bit of a geezer ain't e?"
"Yea, fuckin' well 'ard. But I reckon I could kick the fuck outta 'im".

by anonymous March 2, 2022

Geezering

To catch up with your mates (Socialising) and talk about general menial gossip.

Geezering- Have you heard about so and so ...?

Did you watch that movie last night it was rubbish!

Get the Shots in you tight wad!!

by Sir Frederick James May 23, 2013