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Colombian drug mule

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.
She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.
by BDE #2 March 22, 2021
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Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.
(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
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Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.
That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...
by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014
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Colombian

Not all Colombians are drug dealers or GHETTO. If you get to know a Colombian they are can be very well mannered and good looking people {New York Colombians} are different from the people from the country even though some of they may be very patriotic and show lots of love towards their country.
Colombian people are very beautiful
by Thesaucegod21 July 16, 2018
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Jacobo (Colombian)

a bitch ass boy with a broke ass budget. usually is a resident of the South America region. also gets a lot of girls for his crusty hair. usually wants to shave his head since he can't wash the crusty things out of it. usually spending his time on discord and was raised in the hood.
Jacobo (Colombian) is such a broke ahh boy :skull
wtf is you talking about
by Jacobo (broke) April 29, 2022
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Colombian Manicure

A torture act performed by mafia/cartel members in South America by removing the victims entire finger nail from their fingers. Pliers are mainly used to pull out the nail.
“We call this a Colombian Manicure
by kaunka June 28, 2024
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Colombian push pop

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus
If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!
by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023
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