What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car
by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019
Get the Shoulder clampmug. by Matt defines October 22, 2025
Get the Clamped clammug. A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.
An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.
The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.
The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?
The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022
Get the Banana Clampmug. the grabbing from behind of one man by another while in prison, bending him straight over, in a standing doggystyle, with somewhat of a full nelsonon him.
by ableANDkane January 29, 2009
Get the gator clampmug. When an aggressive man (back in the days where women didn't have many rights before 1960s) and an unwilling woman to arrange a forced marriage, then shortly after its romanticized.
Basically things like "marriage will make an honest woman out of you" and bullshit like that
Basically things like "marriage will make an honest woman out of you" and bullshit like that
Her, (13 years old): John... please just listen to me! Please don't make us get a marriage! I'm not ready!
Him, (46 years old): MARY, WE GOTTA CLAMP DOWN.
Him, (46 years old): MARY, WE GOTTA CLAMP DOWN.
by The penis puncher November 8, 2022
Get the Clamp Downmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
Get the `~`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`~`mug. by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
Get the clamping the coochmug.