Bloke

A pussy teddy bear

"YO WINNIE THE POOH, YOU'RE A FUCKING BLOKE

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020

Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.

Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"

by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009

Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person

Look at that bloke over there!

by Human-ish January 19, 2023

Smoking bloke

The act of slobbering over a gentleman's hard chap aka a bj

The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette

Hey, have you seen scott and Dave?

Nope, probably smoking bloke in those public toilets again

by Friskylongthegiganticshclong August 6, 2025

Bloke Maxxing

Compiling as many men as possible to partake in gay acts. Ie: Oral sex, gay sex, gay anal sex, gay kissing.

"Bro he is bloke maxxing off a stack right now."

by Luckpangor June 12, 2024

Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect

"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."

by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016

Bloke

Bloke will bring you whatever you need in a very short space of time.

We all need Bloke in our lives.

Bloke really is the best.

Call Bloke.

by number 1 bloke fan February 25, 2018