shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

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Bloke

Maniacal Rightwing anti-woke type, typically but not exclusively male

That guy is so bloke, he can go from praising bacon to blaming trans rights for muslim immigration in a second

by Caponeinthesky August 5, 2022

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thems the blokes

Another way to say, “it is what it is”

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes”

by Indicuhh December 8, 2023

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National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.

Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

by nationalblokeday March 18, 2022

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bloke

1. the most fake level of cocaine. 2. it's not even at the level of cut cocaine known as coke. 3. it might not be cocaine or coke at all. 4. bluff coke 5. not even called blow. non blow-able powder.

make sure you get cocaine. i don't want no cut coke, no crack. and definitely no bloke!

by callmecer October 25, 2022

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Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect

"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."

by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016

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