Cheap sneakers possibly bought at K-Mart or Kash-n-Karry. The have flat soles, no cushion, and make a slapping sound when you run.
by f3drock May 14, 2007
Flat food are waffles and pancakes or something that's from a vending machine if you do business duty.
If you watch the Mr. Men Show on Cartoon Network, Boomerang or YouTube, you'll notice something about Miss Whoops' problem with eating pancakes.
The only food that does not count are: pizza, sandwiches and cookies
If you watch the Mr. Men Show on Cartoon Network, Boomerang or YouTube, you'll notice something about Miss Whoops' problem with eating pancakes.
The only food that does not count are: pizza, sandwiches and cookies
by Rebecca K. Lunetta July 21, 2018
People who put years of research and hardwork into waste by considering the Earth to be flat. These people are probably retards from birth.
I'm phobic towards flat earthers.
by Nerdo_160 January 15, 2021
Did you know that the natural habitats of a "Flat Earther" are the YouTube comment sections of Flat Earth videos?
by ihaetschool December 19, 2020
A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.
SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.
State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!
Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.
State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!
Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!
by Alaska trucker March 23, 2008
Flat food is any food item that comes out of a vending machine and can be slid under a door. Flat food is often used by management to subsist software developers slaving long hours to meet a deadline (death march).
by winston smith the III September 28, 2007
Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
by Kindly Wise October 23, 2005