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wham bam thank you ma'am

1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.

2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (usually a sixteen-year-old unattractive computer geek).
"Yeah last night I had sex with this one ugly chick, so I decided to hurry it up, so it was just wham bam thank you ma'am."
by Anonymous March 9, 2003
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flim flam thank you ma'am

The act of copulation, carried out at speed and with little thought for the female's pleasure. The male is simply looking to ejaculate as quickly as possible.
'Flim flam thank you ma'am, I emptied my bags and left a deposit ...quickstyle'
by wayne gillespie July 6, 2005
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wam bam thank you mam

A term used to describe getting laid easily or getting what you need and getting out.
(joe) hey bro did you get a quickie with sarah from the party.
(Mondo) ya it was more of a wam bam thank you mam.
by armando romero February 20, 2009
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Thank you they're real

A phrase that originated from a dubbed version of the Spongebob episode, "Grandma's Kisses." The phrase was used when Patrick referred to Spongebob's "titties" and Spongebob responded with "Thank you they're real." This phrase can be used as a way of saying thank you to most compliments, especially corresponding with something to do with size.
Friend: Hey dude, those shoes are huuuuge!

Me: Thank you they're real
by Spongeballs March 19, 2013
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Wham-bam-thank-you-exam

-"For letting me display my academic abilities." A derivative of "wham-bam-thank-you-mam." This version warps the phrase horrifically, to refer to an exam taken in an academic setting.
*after SAT* Johnny: "Wham-bam-thank-you-exam for letting me display my academic abilities!"
by jsams4181 April 18, 2017
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Wham Bam Thank You Maam

What your parents used to call a hookup.
Did you get drinks with that hot Tinder chick? Nah bruh, she can to my place and it was wham bam thank you maam.
by Smak it up flip it rub it down January 14, 2019
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wham bam thank you mam

to make along story short its the gentlemen's way of saying:"Yo bitch lets fuck right now!"its also done very quickly and to make it an offical wham bam thank you mam never talk to the woman again in your live.
Sir Manchowder:so sanchez what did u and "lisa" do last night?
Sir Sanchez:oh just gave her a wham bam thank you mam thats all.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 27, 2005
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