The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.
Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.
Matt: No!
Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.
Matt: Dam that's a bummer.
Matt: No!
Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.
Matt: Dam that's a bummer.
by D1G1T_ October 05, 2009
The day in your life where the best possible thing could happen to you, so good, nothing better could ever happen to you
by Not a Joo September 01, 2005
dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again
kid: dad not again
by human i think February 02, 2023
by Gutie5 September 12, 2017
by lkfbnkfldnboldfnfbkfdngbfdkl November 14, 2010
Common phrase used by females to express discontent in a current situation. These females are often the ones who use the phrase "can you not?"
"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.
Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."
"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.
Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."
Steph cannot open the file in Photoshop
Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.
Joanne loses in Tetris
Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...
Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.
Joanne loses in Tetris
Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...
by 881 January 24, 2006
Used to describe how crummy one is feeling, usually in a shitty circumstance or after you have a terrible day. Not used in serious terms, no need to worry if a friend says this unless it sounds like they are genuinely depressed.
by real-life-potato March 09, 2016