Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010

Midlands Technical College

Otherwise Known as MIT: Midlands Institute of Technology.

Everyone knows the real MIT is in Columbia South Carolina: Midlands Technical College

by Bigboy335 July 16, 2021

pre-chernobyl-technics

technical devices so old u can only find them in russias deepest gulags.

"Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."

by KruceZX January 21, 2020

Nature coast technical high school

If your smart go here

Wow nature coast technical high school looks smart

Tom "Aye timmy whats your grades"

Timmy "all A's as usual wbu"

Tom "umm dont worry bout that"

by Sniper_boy6969 September 08, 2021

Unfair Technicality

An unfair technicality is where someone loses by eleven or more points, but still claims that they could have won if one minor thing changed.

He got twelve misses in the rhythm game and called it an accident that was caused by a minor miscalibration of a button press, but I'd say that's an unfair technicality.

by ThatOneGuyUhhhWhatsHisName May 01, 2024

Czech Technical University in Prague

One of the best universities in Czech Republic, you know the country where Beer is cheaper than water. It is currently 454th best university in the world according to the QS world rankings. While it is good academically (Mostly) it is shit in social life at least in FIT (Faculty of Information Technology). When you are in CTU say goodbye to your social life because it is going to be filled in lessons and trust me they won't look you in the eye when you failed the semester. Especially in FIT. If you are in FIT you are pretty much fucked.

-Hey, Where do you study?
-Czech Technical University in Prague.
-Which Faculty?
-Faculty of Information Technology.
-Oh so you have no life and you are pretty much fucked, great.

by Iron1984 May 21, 2024

Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are

In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.

Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023