The Tandem

The act of simultaneously releasing the fecal matter from your anus and bustin' a nut (preferably on a girls face/chestal region). Is known to stimulate all portions of the genitalia and prostate at the same time, relaying the ultimate for of orgasm.

Warning: Evacuating your load at the exact moment the widest portion of dump passes through your rectum may result in a high enough pleasure to cause death.

Mikey tried to pull off The Tandem, but couldn't, due to the fact that he is a little sniveling girl who can't do anything right and will forever be known for his dinky dong, which is, by far, too small to, in fact, masturbate.

by Alan, Jason, Travis July 2, 2008

Taeger

A word used for people who are sore losers.

Jack: I beat you HAHAHA

Harrison: SHUTUP YOU'RE JUST LUCKY

Jack: Woh dude stop being a Taeger!

by Flagellah May 28, 2013

tadelah

Murshid abdulahi invented the term and its used by swedes. The ord came from the sentence ta det lugnt with take it easy in swedish and murshid changed the sentence into one word Tadelah.

Hamodi :Bror jag är fifa kungen
Murshid: mannen Tadelah

by Murreboooy April 20, 2016

Tade

A cigarette, smoke- non vape.

He went outside to smoke a tade.

by gdlookenmurray May 8, 2018

tandela

Tandela is a special chicken, and usually in her natural habitat spends her time dancing and waiting for texts from her friends. However her friends don't answer her so she becomes very impatient often sends multiple texts. She always gives hugs and is often a very happy person. Sometimes though she can be very very sarcastic.

"Tandela was annoyed that i didn't respond to her texts, so she started to dance with rage."

by Ash browning March 31, 2018

taedium-vitae

taedium-vitae: noun. A uncommonly boring list of achievements, such as is common in curriculum vitae.

I'd rather read a short and to the point curriculum vitae, than have to ponder over these dull and lengthy taedium-vitae.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

Taelen

A tall ass mofo with some long ass legs more than likely 6'1 but the only down side to being this tall is that you get a disease called sdd which stands for "small dick disease" it is very common for people who are blackish and 6'1 who wears a nike white hoodie hooyah. He also probably also wears shorts in like 20 degree weather FAX. He likes cholas who are over 500 pounds. This "Taelen" like bbw

Damn that nigga looks like TAELEN with a small PEEN

by los tres negros. SI WEY January 10, 2019