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Tactical Recovery

Tactical Recovery, a salty as fuck community of Defence members, first responders and veterans who’ve realised WD-40 actually can’t fix all the pineapples in their lives.

A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.

A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.
“Oii cnt - I’m sore as fuck”
- sounds like you need some TR time.

“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”

“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.
by TacticalRecoveryAU November 24, 2021
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TacticalFrosty

TacticalFrosty commonly referred to as Frosty is a mad city manager that abuses his perms to promote his video and make trash content on it. TacticalFrosty abuses his admin commands by giving billions of money to people which he never gave me. He's the trashest manager in history. He also add things nobody asks for to the game and constantly breaking mad city.
No one likes Tacticalfrosty, he makes stupid content.
by Mad city proxxx December 6, 2021
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Tactical Sniff

(v.) The act of covertly sniffing a nice butt.
I was in line for the food truck and this babe with a dump truck was in front of me so I kneeled down to pretend to tie my shoe so I could get a Tactical Sniff.
by DrBlazeD December 26, 2021
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Tactical Vacation Day

Taking a vacation day to avoid a meeting or any other work related obligation.
Boss: We have a meeting Wednesday.
Maria: I won’t be there. I’m taking a vacation day.
Boss: Tactical Vacation Day…nice!
by GeauxSTL April 12, 2022
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tactical barbie

A scenario in which a military game has very open and diverse customization, therefore you spend a extremely long time customizing your character.
Arma 3 has a massive arsenal, I spent the last hour playing tactical barbie.
by siegebreaker#4721 July 16, 2022
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Tactical cry

Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.
I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.
by D the H December 12, 2022
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tactical retreat

the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.
1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?

2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
by rakkutime July 2, 2023
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