Baby Giraffe

An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.

Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!

by Lucafix June 22, 2011

Giraffe Punch

1) A punch that simulates punching a giraffe

2) Alternative Metal band from the UK

Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.

Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP

by Jako373 May 5, 2009

Giraffe's Neck

Code word for "Give me head"

Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe:

by Giraffes Neck September 14, 2019

Mythical Giraffe

The process of going out with a coke head who likes to climb on top and chuckle-fuck.

"I just went on a date with a Mythical Giraffe. It was awesome" slay

by Guy Alex August 28, 2022

angry giraff

when your about to cum but you pull out but your cum is so powerful it breaks her neck, so she gets surgery and her neck looks like a giraffe neck.

last night i gave her an angry giraffe

by abc 123 you've got aids November 5, 2017

giraffe's ass

What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.

"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."

by Felicityfartwell October 9, 2020

giraffes and zebras

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.

tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.

by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013