Baby Giraffe

An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.

Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!

by Lucafix June 22, 2011

Giraffe Punch

1) A punch that simulates punching a giraffe

2) Alternative Metal band from the UK

Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.

Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP

by Jako373 May 05, 2009

Sexy giraffe

Sexy giraffe is a term used referring to the sexiest member of the giraffe society. (Grandma Tori)

Did you see 'sexy giraffe' yesterday at the mall?? I didn't know she could get even hotter!

by Boopdesnoop July 15, 2017

giraffe weevil

some mudafuckin cool ass beetle that has a long ass neck and shizz

guy1: i cant wait to own a giraffe weevil!
guy2: dude, you are so fuckin cool.

by shrek of the 99 seas September 20, 2017

giraffes and zebras

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.

tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.

by rawdogkilla November 06, 2013

Giraffe necking it

deepthroating it real good

Damn man, she is so good at giraffe necking it

by kmanchill May 30, 2017

giraffe's ass

What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.

"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."

by Felicityfartwell October 09, 2020