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vodka thighs

Slightly tubby thighs on an otherwise hot girl who spends her spare time drinking vodka instead of working out
Yeah, she's cute, but she has vodka thighs
by iglesia1995 May 16, 2009
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Thick Thighs Save Lives

A religion consisting of virgin men where the fat in women's thighs is treated as a sacred item. Worship is done over the praise of waifus, as well as through religious wars against "Oppai is truth" (Big boobs) and "Flat is justice" (Flat Boobs) fought over the internet.
- "So who's your waifu?"
- "Rikka from Gridman, Thick thighs save lives man."
-"You chose the girl you adore based on the fat in her body?"
-"Ya"
-"Bro same"
by ThatOneCharmingGuy August 28, 2020
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thunder thighs

Of a woman, large, broad hips and thighs. One of the most distasteful images possible is a woman of such build in a bikini.
by KHD June 26, 2003
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turkey thighs

one who has thighs like a turkey i.e. THICKE thighs
"dammmnnnnnn look at that girl... she got sum turkey thighs!"

"that Jaqi girl has some hot ass turkey thighs..."
by Amanuel White December 19, 2008
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cold thighs

When a girl says she will have sex with you but then either runs away or leaves waiting on the bed. Like when a girl about to get married has cold feet
guy 1: Dude, last night Jenny had cold thighs and just left me waiting there!

guy 2: that sucks bro same thing happened to me last week.
by iwanthecrazymexican December 2, 2010
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thunder thighs

An extremely overweight individual who cannot walk without their thighs making a thundering clap.
This term has been used mistakenly to myself.

I had a horrible bicycle accident when I was young and my right thigh was ripped open, even though they stitched it with 16 stitches, I still feel pain more than 10 years later.

This part they stitched isn't flat like the rest of my thigh so it tends to rub against my other thigh and because this accident made it hard for me to be active, yes I am a big guy - not a fat guy, my legs are more muscle than fat, I can bike my 280 body up a vertical hill on a 1 speed freestyler (sometimes I can't do it though..my right leg goes completly numb) well thats why I am not offended, because I am not the one your joke is even ment to be aimed at.

"John had a terrible accident, and now years later some few jealous - ex girlfriend co-workers are calling him 'thunder thighs', which is mistakenly used and is way out of context.. John thinks they should go F$!$#@ themselves!"
by John.Haynes February 24, 2008
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slippery thighs

Most popular in prison these days, slippery thighs has become the act of repressed homosexual desires unleashed. the two partners make love to each others thighs while sticking the feet of one another in front of the others face, this is done with a great deal of spit and or sweat.
by brandrip May 25, 2012
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