chode

a penis as wide as it is short; short and thicc dick

Lucas Sharp has a chode

by momo1021 September 23, 2017

chode

a fat weiner.

"suck my dick bbg"
"No you have a chode"

*CRIES*

by ihavethephatestass39 January 8, 2022

Chode

Any body with the name Tim kale Jacob have Chodes. Chodes are small fat cocks

Kale has a chode I didnt like our sex

by Lil tonka October 10, 2019

Chode

A peen wider than it is long

Like lazerbeam said in one of his dumb subreddits videos that guy probably has a chode

by Jackson Wilhelmi January 16, 2020

chode

A Penis that looks like a water bottle cap.

Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany!"

by cho-de April 18, 2003

Chode

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.

1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.

by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012

chode

member of the r/chodi subreddit

Chode : muh viraat kulcha khatre mein! librandus funded by george soros!1!1 wikipedia bad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by 3xp0sed November 12, 2021